I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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