Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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