I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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