i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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