so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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