I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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