D3 body, D1 cock
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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