As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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