love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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