i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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