found the other keg... it's in the tree
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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