i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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