careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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