there was a trapeze. enough said
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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