If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Jerry, you need to find god
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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