But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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