I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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