I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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