She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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