I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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