lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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