Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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