I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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