The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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