how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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