Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
