matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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