So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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