it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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