Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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