filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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