found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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