i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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