just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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