i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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