He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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