I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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