thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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