why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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