ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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