Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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