Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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