I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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