Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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