i just google imaged poop.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Randomize