WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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