genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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