thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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