Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
