She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My vagina just recognized that song.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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