i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
