Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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